overheard from the table of guys next to me in a bar on sunday while having drinks with the girls and watching some football:
"dude, my trick is to watch "the notebook" with a girl. if you watch that movie with her, you're definitely going to fuck her after."
(i bet he even throws in a few tears for good measure)
"oh my god - jason was so drunk he shit his pants and then wiped it on the carpet. that girl he brought home with him didn't know WHAT to do. i wasn't gonna try to help her out of that situation!"
(of course not, you jackass. you'd rather see her suffer through human feces than offer to let her sleep on the couch or tell your friend to clean his ass up.)
"i mean, that girl was alright. she had a normal body and stuff. but the size of her ass! did you SEE the size of her ass?! ugh - it was huge!"
(guess what fuckwad - normal girls tend to not be built like men - straight up and down. we have CURVES. go back to junior high if you want a twiglet girl)
"man, i don't take them home the day after. they should know that they're just there for the night. she can find her own way home."
(just. plain. rude.)
simply wanted to share a shining example of what's left out there in the dating world. coupled people, be glad you're not out here in the wild anymore. i give up.
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cess. all cess all the time. we're screwed. and not in the good way.
that's what you'll hear from immature guys in wrigleyville. i think it's time for you to start going out downtown to pick up a trader. he might be an ass, but at least he'll be loaded!
I suspected as much but now I KNOW ... you girls are hanging out in the WRONG places.
That's just beyond sub-human behavior.
*sigh* wrong time, wrong place. always.
i say, next time, turn around and flirt. and just when he's relaxed and smiling....dump a water on his head. i would say beer, but we don't want to waste that!
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