weirdo wednesday

i've had an exhausting couple of days, so i'm going totally cheat on my blog post today. (doesn't bode well when i'm taking shortcuts on day 3, which should really be day 4, does it?) so until i can come back tomorrow rested and refreshed and ready to write (i have mad alliteration skills, by the way), here are some snippets of weird news that made me go hmmmm.....

you know you hate your job if you do what this guy did:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091104/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_work_excuse_stabbing

and you certainly should not have children if you think this is ok:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091104/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_child_in_box

and you should probably try not to get arrested for drunk driving while dressed like this:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091104/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_breathalyzer_halloween;_ylt=Ak5__aESReD8P2siNWQ4Xi7tiBIF;_ylu=X3oDMTJ1c29xbnZsBGFzc2V0A2FwLzIwMDkxMTA0L3VzX29kZF9icmVhdGhhbHl6ZXJfaGFsbG93ZWVuBGNwb3MDMQRwb3MDMgRzZWMDeW5fdG9wX3N0b3J5BHNsawNwb2xpY2VicmVhdGg


it's comforting to know that as often as i do dumb things or act before i think, i've never been as big an idiot as these morons.

back tomorrow with something insightful and thought-provoking. i promise.